and now you're a landshark

How to be classy in three easy steps:

markmejia:

andrewbreitel:

loveanthony:

kushandcake:

1. Open this tab.
2. Open this tab.
3. Open this tab.

OMG

this is actually really cool omfg my cat is so confused

Yes yes yes.

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unsuccessful-metalbenders:

oh my god whAT THE FUCK WHAT IS HAPPENING THERE IS A RANDOM CROC IN MY DRIVEWAY

I TOOK A NAP FOR LIKE 30 MINUTES AND IT WAS JUST THERE WHEN I WOKE UP

THIS ISNT EVEN THE FIRST TIME THIS HAPPENED IT HAS HAPPENED FOUR TIMES THIS YEAR

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS DOING THIS ITS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE YOURE ACTUALLY SCARING ME THIS IS SUBURBIA ITS SUPPOSED TO BE SAFE 

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The Hunger Games (trailer) Summary

tributes-in-the-arena:

panemadness:

also can be called “What the Hunger Games Looks like to Someone who has No Idea”

LMFAO so many references.

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scootercomputer:

when i was like 5 my friend told me that a prostitute was someone who sold ice cream so for TWO YEARS I TOLD EVERYONE THAT I WANTED TO BE A PROSTITUTE

TWO YEARS

NO ONE FUCKING CORRECTED ME

FOR TWO

YEARS

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